Why consultants aren't popular

I spent much of the week working with a team of experienced and largely successful salespeople.  As my job was to change them in some way they rightly resented me from the off.  Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, said it best: -

People hate change and with good reason.  Change makes us stupider, relatively speaking.  Change adds new information to the universe; information that we don’t know.  Our knowledge – as a percentage of all the things that can be known – goes down a tick every time something changes.

And frankly, if we’re talking about a percentage of the total knowledge in the universe, most of us aren't that many basis points superior to our furniture to begin with.  I hate to wake up in the morning only to find that the intellectual gap between me and my credenza has narrowed.  That’s no way to start the day.

On the other hand, change is good for the people who are causing the change.  They understand the new information that is being added to the universe.  They grow smarter in comparison to the rest of us.  This is reason enough to sabotage their efforts.  I recommend sarcasm with a faint suggestion of threat.

The Dilbert Principle (1996)

The cliches imply that unless you 'embrace change' and 'face the fear' and 'seek out new experiences' and so on then you're some sort of loserish Luddite.  This is offensive towards anyone who aspires to be good enough at her job to get paid fairly so that she can channel her enthusiasms elsewhere.  Like raising a family.  As a friend of my father's used to say: -

You can't argue with decency

Every time I walk into a new room my first task is to overcome the natural, rightful resentment of the decent people whose behaviour I've been paid to change.